Petition to declare Congress a vegetable
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Petition to declare Congress a vegetable

    1. Eytan Levy
    2. Petition by

      Eytan Levy

We, the people of the United States, recognize the importance of a balanced diet and proper nutrition as important aspects of a healthy lifestyle, and therefore declare Congress, including all current and former members, to be a vegetable, granting immediately all legal status provided to these leafy greens for purposes of Food Pyramid placement, school lunch inclusion, FDA safety regulations, and so forth.

We, the people, do hereby recognize the membership of Congress among the noble class of vegetable, and look forward to treating them according to such qualifications pursuant to this much-deserved designation.

Recent signatures

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    1. Reached 1,000 signatures
    2. Good morning America

      Eytan Levy
      Petition Organizer

      Just woke up today to see twice as many signatures as when I went to bed. Continue campaigning! Share with friends! Throw off the shackles of what is clearly a ridiculous institution professing nonsense!

    3. 100 signatures!!!

      Eytan Levy
      Petition Organizer

      Thank you first 100 signers! Help spread the word with friends!

    4. Reached 100 signatures
    5. Congratulations first 25 signers!

      Eytan Levy
      Petition Organizer

      Hooray for the first intrepid 25 to declare Congressional vegetarianism! Let your friends know too!

    6. Reached 25 signatures
    7. Listed in most recent!

      Eytan Levy
      Petition Organizer

      Just got to the threshold to appear in the "most recent" section! With enough support our Congressional representatives shall join their leafy brethren as part of a complete nutritious diet!

    8. Reached 5 signatures

    Supporters

    Reasons for signing

    • Margaret R HAZEL GREEN, AL
      • almost 3 years ago

      Also because you have vegetated in Congress! You are brain dead!

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    • O S MANSFIELD CENTER, CT
      • almost 3 years ago

      In a vegetative state is right....

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    • A B MANSFIELD CENTER, CT
      • almost 3 years ago

      And genetic modification should be made illegal.

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    • Angelika Roll BERLIN, GERMANY
      • almost 3 years ago

      The best possible response to Citizens United!

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    • Laura Avant DENVER, CO
      • almost 3 years ago

      Because many of them are green and even more have been bought.

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