Do whatever it takes to get Gedion Zelalem to the US National Team
  • Petitioning barack obama

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barack obama
Sunil Gulati

Do whatever it takes to get Gedion Zelalem to the US National Team

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      Americans for Gedion

Let's be honest. Soccer in the United States has come a long way, but that doesn't mean we're beneath using any tactic possible to convince players to join the US National Team. 

With that in mind, it's time to petition Barack Obama and Sunil Gulati to do whatever it takes to get Gedion Zelalem to the US National Team. Does that mean we'll have to fast-track citizenship? So be it. Does that mean we'll have to grease a few palms to get a passport for Gedion? I'm sure we could find a few crooked congressmen. Is Gedion Zelalem even eligible for the US National Team? Who knows? 

Let's break every rule and fully embrace as much governmental corruption as it takes to get Gedion Zelalem to the US National Team. The children are our future.

To:
barack obama
Sunil Gulati
We appreciate your positions as leaders of our nation, and we humbly ask you to turn your back on ethics and morality and do whatever it takes to get Gedion Zelalem to the US National Team. Because if we can't have him, someone else will take him. And they'll probably be Communists.

Sincerely,
[Your name]

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    • Joseph Hargitt LAKE FOREST, IL
      • about 1 month ago

      Because soccer/football is bigger than anything. So USA + Soccer + World Cup Champions = synonymous with World Domination.

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    • Dave Smith COLUMBUS, OH
      • about 1 month ago

      We need him on the US National team.

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    • Kyle Pearson EUGENE, OR
      • about 1 month ago

      Sports unify this country, and he is darn good at the sport he plays. For the future health of the United States it is important he plays for the US National Soccer Tean

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    • Jon Crebbin GRASS VALLEY, CA
      • about 1 month ago

      He is American

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    • John Harrold BICESTER, UNITED KINGDOM
      • about 1 month ago

      If this young man can get US citizenship it could change the future of US Soccer for the better

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