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#BanChowmein In Haryana
  • Petitioned Bhupinder Singh Hooda

This petition was delivered to:

Chief Minister of Haryana Sh. Bhupinder Singh Hooda
Bhupinder Singh Hooda

#BanChowmein In Haryana

    1. Petition by

      Sanjay Rajoura

      India

Look at the picture! That is Ranjeet - the designated rapist of Bollywood. Look at that box of Chowmein in his hand. Khaps in Haryana believe that Ranjeet was a serial rapist because the Chowmein he ate made his male hormones go crazy making him the animal that was, at least on screen.

I am Sanjay Rajoura. I am a stand up comedian and a Jat (Yes there is such a thing and yes both aren't mutually exclusive!)

A khap panchayat in Haryana has revealed that eating chowmein leads to male hormones going into a tizzy and THAT explains the increasing incidents of rapes in the state.

I think the Khaps are right. Men in Haryana can't be trusted with Chowmein. So I started this petition on Change.org asking Haryana CM Bhupinder Singh Hooda to ban Chowmein in Harayana.

Join me in this noble cause. Save the men of Haryana from the evil that is Chowmein and the women of Haryana from these men.

Sign the petition. Share it with your friends.

And eat Chowmein carefully. You never know.

Thanks,
Sanjay Rajoura

Image Credit @hailsuhail

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    1. Reached 5 signatures

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    @seemagoswami

    Oct 19, 2012

    RT @Raheelk: Stand up comic @urbantucchha is petitioning the Haryana CM to #BanChowmein. Join his noble cause. Sign, RT http://t.co/YLzpnAvE

    Seema Goswami
    18.4k followers

    @anubhabhonsle

    Oct 19, 2012

    Actually its @urbantucchha asking for #BanChowmein In Haryana. Am sure you get the pt-http://t.co/Zb56rghd

    Anubha Bhonsle
    17.2k followers

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