Andy and Joel Should Debate. Then We Vote!
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Umphrey's McGee

Andy and Joel Should Debate. Then We Vote!

    1. Jonathan Perri
    2. Petition by

      Jonathan Perri

      San Francisco, United States

As you know, Americans really have only two choices in the upcoming presidential election: Joel Cummins or Andy Farag of Umphrey's McGee.

But how can we properly understand these two mysterious men without witnessing them engage in a formal debate? All we really know is that Andy likes BBQ and Joel is old. So the answer is clear: they must debate on the issues the American people care about most.

The debate between Joel and Andy should be live streamed and viewers allowed to submit important questions online. Following the debate, we'll vote for the candidates through the most trustworthy of voting platforms: the internet (Browning will figure it all out).

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Recent signatures

    News

    1. VIDEO: Ryan Stasik Destroys America

      Jonathan Perri
      Deputy Campaign Director
      Farag vs. Goldside: The Conclusion

      Andy Farag and Joel Cummins cross paths on the campaign trail in the shocking conclusion to the 2012 Umphrey's McGee Presidential election. umphreys.com

    2. Farag for President

      Jonathan Perri
      Deputy Campaign Director
      Farag for President

      Get your Farag for President campaign merchandise in the Umphrey's McGee online store: http://umphreysmcgee.shop.musictoday.com/Dept.aspx?cp=402_58051. Follow @Farag4President on Twitter for campaign updates. www.umphreys.com

    3. Joel Cummins for President

      Jonathan Perri
      Deputy Campaign Director
      Joel Cummins for President

      Get your Joel "Goldside" Cummins for President campaign merchandise in the Umphrey's McGee online store: http://umphreysmcgee.shop.musictoday.com/Dept.aspx?cp=402_58051. Follow @goldlikejoel on Twitter for campaign updates. www.umphreys.com

    4. Does Andy Farag Respect the American Flag?

      Jonathan Perri
      Deputy Campaign Director
      Does Andy Farag Respect the American Flag?

      Joel "Goldside" Cummins questions his opponent's respect for the Stars & Stripes. www.umphreys.com

    5. What does Joel Cummins Really Believe?

      Jonathan Perri
      Deputy Campaign Director
      What Does Joel Cummins Really Believe?

      Does he believe in galavanting with rocks stars? Does he really believe in the Chicago Cubs? Andy Farag questions whether Joel Cummins really believes in the blue collar values that make America great. www.umphreys.com

    6. Reached 100 signatures

    Supporters

    @ryanstasik

    Sep 28, 2012

    @WoodenFunk i do not fear the podium

    ryan stasik
    4.44k followers

    @Farag4President

    Sep 11, 2012

    @WoodenFunk @goldlikejoel I travel the land BBQ'ing w/ the good people of America to better understand their hopes & fears #PracticalBrisket

    Andy Farag
    617 followers

    @goldlikejoel

    Sep 11, 2012

    .@WoodenFunk well done. But I'm not sure my @Farag4President is willing to discuss *real* issues. He's always golfing or BBQ'ing, it's true

    Joel Cummins
    3.28k followers

    Reasons for signing

    • Patrick Adams RICHMOND, VA
      • almost 2 years ago

      "computer magic!"

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    • Matt Fehn LIVINGSTON, MT
      • almost 2 years ago

      Umphrey's McGee is the sole reason to love music and especially live music.. So we might as well have one of the members of Umph to become our new president. LONG LIVE UMPH LOVE

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    • Kim Lauer SALUDA, NC
      • about 2 years ago

      I want more "get in the van"

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    • james rodriguez BLOOMINGTON, IN
      • about 2 years ago

      all in time we will have to push the pig and hope for a light hangover

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    • Michael Loden NAPLES, FL
      • about 2 years ago

      I love BBQ and I'm Old! What do I do?

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