I am so tired of being the brunt of this kind of joke. To the writers of this screenplay - are you aware that there are over 6.5 MILLION adult adoptees in the United States? Are you aware that the majority of us are discriminated against because we have NO legal right to own our original birth certificate? This has become offensive and it's time for you to catch up and be more creative in your writing than to fall back on this old, derogatory line. We have enough to deal with already.