I love how he makes sure to clarify "HOMOSEXUAL sodomy."
When discussing politics, I try to ignore my crass inclinations, but he started it, so....
Of course, he wouldn't want the CONSTITUTION to take away his right to bang his wife in the butthole, because, as we all know, when it's heterosexual ass sex, it's okay, right? Because lady assholes are different from lad assholes somehow. I mean, butt sex means you're still a virgin, RIGHT?! He's like Jesus Christ or something!
What would they do in let's say...Spain, where men kiss each other in greeting? This is really upsetting.