Michelle Meyers

Hello to intelligent life forms everywhere ... and to everyone else out there, the secret is to bang the rocks together guys.

My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes.-Douglas Adams

I drive an SUV, but I recycle.
I love animals, but I eat meat.
I'm a Republican that supports the right to choose, gay marriage and the environment.
As you can see, my fundamental design flaws are completely hidden by my superficial design flaws.
I hate seafood. I hang up phones quickly.
I am incredibly spontaneous when given plenty of notice.
I demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty.

And when I order my drink of choice at Starbucks, it confuses everyone.