In the 21st century, the Mickey D or Sonic or Burger King etc...GIFT CARD has replaced that god awful tie from Aunt Bertha and Uncle Ted.

This year alone, I believe that I have enough of these "fast food eat free" cards to enter the New Year 2010.

The other day, with my distinctive collar and red shirt, I was stopped by a homeless family. Of course, I called our distribution center, and our feeding center, but then I remembered that I had, in my topcoat pocket, a few of these gift cards.

I brought them all to Burger King, and the kids had FUN.....and ate to their heart's content.

GIVE UP THOSE GIFT CARDS....."ADD WEIGHT" TO OTHERS, AND LOSE SOME ON YOUR CORPULENT FRAME.....LOL.